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Ingredients: 2 lbs. White Stripes, cubed. 1 1/2 lbs. The Kills, sliced thin and salted. 1/2 cup each of Ted Nugent and Sparklehorse. 1 tsp. Jet and a dash of crushed red pepper.
Directions: Mix ingredients in bowl with a spoon made from old leather and cigarettes. Simmer over decades of UK rock history until boil. Serve hot in two music videos, after the cut.