Do you hear that sound? Its the soundtrack to a generation of tweens losing their dry hump virginity, otherwise known as Fireflies by Owl City. Owl City is not a ripoff of the Postal Service, as ‘ripoff’ implies separation. Rather Owl City is more like a deformed conjoined twin of the Postal Service, just barely surviving off the heart of his more robust brother (omg-did i just write Owl City’s next single). Either way, to help you be fully armed to hate Owl City, here is a quiz for you (after the jump).
Which of these is not a lyric from Fireflies?
a) cause i’d get a thousand hugs/from ten thousand lightning bugs
b) a fox trot above my head/a sock hop beneath my bed
c) to ten million fireflies/i’m weird cause i hate goodbyes
d) and when i begin to dream/things aren’t what they seem
What was Adam Young’s response in a recent interview to a question discussing similarities with the Postal Service?
a) “I’m completely indebted to the Postal Service in terms of my sound, my vocal delivery, and my lyrics. Only I’m not as good.”
b) “It’s kind of ironic, looking back at it, because a lot of people do relate the two projects. I can totally see it now, but I didn’t really then, for what its worth”
c) “I’ve never heard the Postal Service, everyone mentions this. I really need to get their album”
d) “I respect the Postal Service and think they did incredible things, however I truly believe that Owl City is a very separate and distinct sound. I understand why people would like both of our work, but we really are each unique in our own way”
In a recent interview, what was the motivation behind Taylor Swift’s infatuation with Owl City?
a) She thinks owls are cute
b) His emotions are so real
c) It sounds like nothing she’s ever heard before
d) He writes the songs she always tries to write
Which of these tweets did Owl City not actually tweet?
a) “Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray”
b) “I need you like the dragonfly’s wings need the wind”
c) “My heart starts aiken when Clay starts singing”
d) “I just did a ton of coke off the strippers ass..FFFFFFUCCKKED UPppp”d
Do you hear that sound? Its the soundtrack to a generation of tweens losing their dry hump virginity, otherwise known as Fireflies by Owl City. Owl City is not a ripoff of the Postal Service, as ‘ripoff’ implies separation. Rather Owl City is more like the ramora lazily living off the lagress of its host shark, incapable of living on its own (omg!-did i just write the next hit owl city single?) To further encourage your anti-Owl City sentiment (and seriously, are you listening to this song?), here’s a quiz for you (after the jump).
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